Words of Wisdom
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- What's the speed of dark?
- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- A day without sunshine is like...night.
- Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
- Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
